kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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